Tuesday, August 26, 2008

I don't know about the long-term safety of milk.
I have been drinking milk for sixty years.
Now I look like an old man.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

The new car and the new clothes are virtual youth.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

I keep forgetting what I know.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Old people will wave to you, smile and talk to you.
That's because they're old and desperate.
That is why they are so nice.
They are really desperate.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

We know about "senior moments."
What about "junior moments"?

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Aging:
What to do on the melting ice flow.