Byron brags he is still good in bed:
he can usually sleep the whole night without waking up for a pee.

Playing the Age Card Aggressively™:
Fuck with the minds of the young:
"I told you about the time I killed that couple from Vermont, didn't I?"

I want to see if I can pretend to grow up.

What will irritate today's generation
thirty years from now?

I forget, what is the "o-word":
is it "old" or is it "ordinary"?

Godammit!!
Godammit!!
Godammit!!
Godammit!!
Godammit!!
Godammit!!
Godammit!!
Godammit!!
I'm getting old.

A benefit of aging:
more young people, less old people.

As you age, your sense of the normal drifts
but your sense of your sense of the normal doesn't usually drift the same way.

Sleep giveth and sleep taketh away.

Why are we here?
We are here to party

Another bad thing about aging:
you have to have sex with old people!