New words for new times™:
senidealism

Maybe it's age-inappropriate even being alive at sixty.

We go through life a number of times.
Towards the end, we go through it affettuoso, with feeling.

I am having a bad age day.

We're ripened
and then we are plucked.
(Oh, we are so plucked.)

When are you too old for a vision quest?

I see Gen-Y and I will probably see Gen-Z.
Sadly I will not get to see Gen-AA
let alone Gen-AB.

You're never too old to pretend you're still young.

Kids are stupid but fun.

the Harley-Davidson walker

Seniors rock!

Part of aging gracefully is to fight against aging gracefully.

When I grow up, I want to be a beachcomber.

A not-all-that-useful phrase:
"You look old, but in a good way."

Sitting is for young people.